A Compact Disc™ from the initial limited pressing of 'Love'.
Includes unlimited streaming of Love
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
ships out within 3 days
Purchasable with gift card
$20USD
A multi-faceted gift-bundle for those of you who really want to show your Love, including:
• A signed and personalised Compact Disc™ from the initial limited pressing of 'Love'.
• An Ardeem badge, so you can wear your heart on your sleeve
• An exclusive, signed, personalised card from 'the Ardeem deck'
• An iron-on transfer with which you can imbue your wardrobe, pillowcases, hankies and more with the power of Love
Includes unlimited streaming of Love
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
This is the big-daddy/mama (because Ardeem Inc. is a non-gender-biased organisation) of Ardeem merch. Basically, you get ALL the stuffs:
• A signed 'Love' CD
• A signed 'I'm a Professional' CD
• A literally unique piece of Ardeem ephemera with signed card – basically, something SPECIAL from my life that I have been unable to let go of. Until now.
• A Hack sweetie (from Africa. Oooh, exotic)
• A 'Love' Badge
• A sticker and magnet to help you discover and enjoy ardeem.com/tuesday
• A 'Love' Card Deck
• Bonus Download cards for 'Love' and 'I'm a Professional'
• A 'Love' Iron-on transfer
• An 'I'm a Professional' Iron-on transfer
And it actually comes in a bag. So there.
Includes unlimited streaming of I'm a Professional
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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lyrics
And my baby she fell in love with a dirty heart
And my baby loved dirty lovin' right from the start
Yeah my baby she fell in love with a dirty heart
And my baby loved dirty lovin' right from the start
You feel me like cholesterol, sliding through the tunnel of love
You want me, dirty no gloves
For picking me up, you spin me 'round
You tell me you want me however I'm found
With filthy knees and multiple pleas
You tell me you need me, whatever, please
Like a small child's face, covered in cake
Pleasure, like chocolate, is all over the place
And my baby she fell in love with a dirty heart
And my baby loved dirty lovin' right from the start
Yeah my baby she fell in love with a dirty heart
And my baby loved dirty lovin' right from the start
Mudsliding, paragliding, shaking squirming, wrenching, writhing
Down you go, down into the gloom
Unclean attraction, in chains, reaction
Sniffing, snorting, mucus-coated passion
You came to me, knowing just what this would be
Grungy, befouled, your body aches for more
Your soul frustrated, pleasure abated
Sweat, mud and grime, your body saturated
I'm sorry my dear, but it's really very clear
You saw, you see, you want, you signed on the dotted line
My dirty heart it called you, it should have appalled you,
Instead your mind was trapped in kind, in my muck it caught you
And my baby she fell in love with a dirty heart
And my baby loved dirty lovin' right from the start
Yeah my baby she fell in love with a dirty heart
And my baby loved dirty lovin' right from the start
After being raised on a farm, many years at University and a year in Africa, Ardeem has skilfully honed his dynamic
personality, extensive knowledge of cows and musical ingenuity to a sharp and shiny point. This point has now become the point of his endeavours. Intensely aware of the possibility of ending up another could-have-been, Ardeem is pulling his finger out.