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Say To You

from I'm a Professional by Ardeem

  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    It's beautiful, just beautiful.

    And it comes in a gorgeous digipak. You can really FEEL it, you know?

    AND it is SO professional. You will love it.

    Or, you could chuck the MP3 files in your iTunes library and use the CD mainly as a status symbol – without even taking it out of its case! Perhaps you could leave it around the house as a conversation starter? That way, your friends will like you and think you are interesting.

    So buy it. Right now.

    Includes unlimited streaming of I'm a Professional via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 4 days
    Purchasable with gift card

      $20 USD

    You own this  


  • Ardeem Ultra-Lovely Ultra-Professional Ultra-Show-Bag

    This is the big-daddy/mama (because Ardeem Inc. is a non-gender-biased organisation) of Ardeem merch. Basically, you get ALL the stuffs:

    • A signed 'Love' CD
    • A signed 'I'm a Professional' CD
    • A literally unique piece of Ardeem ephemera with signed card – basically, something SPECIAL from my life that I have been unable to let go of. Until now.
    • A Hack sweetie (from Africa. Oooh, exotic)
    • A 'Love' Badge
    • A sticker and magnet to help you discover and enjoy ardeem.com/tuesday
    • A 'Love' Card Deck
    • Bonus Download cards for 'Love' and 'I'm a Professional'
    • A 'Love' Iron-on transfer
    • An 'I'm a Professional' Iron-on transfer

    And it actually comes in a bag. So there.

    Includes unlimited streaming of I'm a Professional via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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What do I have to say to you?

Staring at my computer screen, I try to establish what I mean
Establish, accomplish, demonstrate, while fearing that I am too late
Too late, too overwhelmed, too slow, too empty, nothing inside to show
The spiritual, emotional depth of a thimble, full to the brim with my deep thoughts

What do I have to say to you?

The crumbling sweetness of a shortbread dream
Now what the fuck does that even mean?
And the hollow aphoristic, diet-coke colon-cleansing mystics
Or unrepentant astrological neo-spiritual, yet capitalist
'Sharing', 'caring' but self-serving, wearing robes and gowns and ever-bearing
down on us who just want to
Know what it is that we're meant to do
Who we are and where we're going
Without believing, just wanting knowing

What do I have to say to you?

Uninterested, uninteresting
The weather, TV, the same old things
Participation a social capitulation

What do I have to say to you?


from I'm a Professional, released October 6, 2013
Composed, Performed and Produced by Jacob Kinniburgh


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Ardeem Melbourne, Australia

After being raised on a farm, many years at University and a year in Africa, Ardeem has skilfully honed his dynamic personality, extensive knowledge of cows and musical ingenuity to a sharp and shiny point. This point has now become the point of his endeavours. Intensely aware of the possibility of ending up another could-have-been, Ardeem is pulling his finger out.

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